What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 06:10

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
What was something you did naughty with your cousin?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do men choose to marry a plain Jane woman over a pretty woman?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.